Funny RP Story . Osama Mansor , The story of Killaaar
May 20, 2014 19:41:40 GMT 8
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Post by Jakekarl on May 20, 2014 19:41:40 GMT 8
Osama Mansor , The story of Killaaar
Once upon a time, there was a man named Osama Mansor, he spawned out of nowhere wtf right ? ,anywas Kids, this guy wanted to open an Al Qaeda group, but the gods fucked him ((Adminz k)) He
joined the News thingy faction stuff.... then he got fired for being offline for 1 day cool... after that, he went to find a job, but stefanos fucked him with their italian horse cocks, then he tried to join a gang, but the black people thought he's too cool to join em, so he Shouted this "Ya'll fags, one of you is mostly dead, and the others should be locked down in jail" then they shot him, but with an epic super power, Osama pwnt them using his 1337 skills, he left the dead gang members ((Dead get it ? xD)) he went to Viggo Evans, Viggo gave him a bitch slap, and raped him with a dildo, Osama bitch slapped Viggo back, then he shot him in the balls, Osama shot down ten Police officers and injured five, TFA Wanted to fuck his anus, TFA Came down with Hydras n Hunters, osama was surprised, but he didn't go down without a fight, he shoved his hand into his pocket, taking out a Heat seeking rocket! ((Rhymes xD)) TFA Was like "Oh shit wtf ? hacker!" Osama shot down their WW2 Planes, he praised the lord, and said hitler was a killer of gays... when TFA Got butt fuck'd, Osama ran away, he found a group of bikers named the mongols! he thought they're from mongolia, so osama called in the russians with AKs in their pockets!.. Russians caged every mongol they found, from Joseph to Christian and even Lamar grant! ((Much Love fizzy)), Osama was, Oh Lolololol, and russians sent a kiss to Osama, osama was mad, he thought they were gays, cause the russians boners grew ten times bigger that day, he shot dem' russians from head to toe, Mongols were shouting, Nigga they be homo!, Osama Lol'd and left the place, leaving mongols crying for months and days, Osama was a sexual un touched criminal!, Untill he went to jail to visit his uncle!, the cops pwnt him and sent him to jail, Osama was crying and begging for Jesus not to rape him! ((His mexican cellmate)) Jesus was like, Orale! shake those sweet cheeks!, Osama was mad he started to fap, his wanked a liter of cum on that mexican dad, the mexican was crying not to get raped, osama ignored him, and made him pregnant, Osama escaped jail, by having sex with a female guard!, he used /smuglist to checkout his guns, taking out an RPG, and AK And a colt for funs he went down to the PD Spamming rocket shots, the officers died in their place due they were fapping and couldn't escape!, Osama was Lol'in so hard, an admin used /ban and ended his fun spree, that was sad.
Part 2 ban evade! -
Dem adminz didn't kno what hit em, Osama used a proxy to evade his ban, he logged in n started to run the city n shiz he went to stefanos n raped em with his kewl kit kat swat powa, den he went to PD wearin a police outfit
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kewl rite ? den he stole dem wepz n stuff n monies and raped two cops and shot the rest, he blew up the PD AGAIN1!!@##! TFA Hired black water mercenaries n dey fuckin' shot osama wtf ? den Osama raged n keeled em one by one, he went to the Desert's army base, n stole a plane, den he carpet bombs SAST HQ like a boss!, FUCK YEAH!!!! No more law!!!! dem TFA gone to hide under a wall of porno dvds n shiz mayne but osama wants to keel em!.
Part 3 - pooooooorrrrnnnnnnnn​ down!
Dem tfa were hidin' down a porno dvds mountain mayne, osama is soo kewl he didn't get a boner daym mayne, he hxed rpg with s0biet n spammed rocketz at tfa agents, tfa were like "NIGGAHHHH STOP FUCKING HACKER STOPPPPPPPP" Osama was like , "Lol" dem TFA Spawned a hunter n shot osama, osama raged n airbreaked away to avoid any deadly situations... tfa were like "Ye niggah we da bosses we rule we adminz yeeee" Osama airbreaked to dem again n shot em, dey died dem admins were like /o Niggah plz y u keep hackin, Osama was like /o Bitch please y u spawn hydra n hunters ?, dem TFA gave 100milz each trp player to keel osama, but Osama used one of dem cleo nuke mods, n pwnt dem all, n nuked LS n he lol'd dem TFA Got butthurt n rage /q'd mayne dem pussies amirite ?
Part 3 - SAST Fights back!
dem sast bishes wouldn't stay down mayn dey attacked osama dem bishes n arrested him mayn dat sucks cocks n bawb was gay, osama saw bawb on teh prison n raped him yeee bawb is pregnant now, anyways dem sast arrested osama nigga' they raped him n took his balls off wtf man!!! RAPED N BALLS TAKEN DAAAAMN
Part 4 - Rape n get pwnt
Osama was drunk mayn, he bitch slapped ton of bichs he went to tonios n bitch slapped gino, gino was like /s RAAWWWRRRR and osama was like /s WHAAAAAT ?, dem stefanos spawned from the sky mayn! it was scary damn it! osama was soo kewl he was like /r3 omagad help stefanos owange! kush came with an RPG and blew em mayn! dat was kewl! osama lol'd soo hard his penis fell off, now he has no balls or penis mayn! sast took his balls, nao his penis fell off mayn not fair amirite ?, osama bitch slapped viggo n was like bish gimmi money, viggo got mad n scripted a /rapeosama cmd to pwn me! but dem gangstas didn't know i can hack rcon n shit mayn, i turned the whole script into a dm one! mayne i spawned CJ to keel em mayn, cuz cj is fukin leet with his grove gangstas ! we pwnt em all!!, den viggo range banned osama mayn, n osama raged n crashed his keyboard! daym mayn!
Done. kewl huh ?
Part 5 - FUCK YEAH!
Osama was to kewl he fuckin grew a new penis!! 20 fuckin inches yeee he was like
Den he fucked more people ig, he produced soo much butthurt server crashed mayn!!, Osama knew he's not the one crashin the server mayn, he called his buddy from the CIA to track down the hacker, Osama crashed the hacker's house door, then the hacker was like "HOLLY BOTNET!" Osama took one look at the hacker and instantly vomited onto the floor, the hacker attempted to run, but he no match fo' osama's AK shootin' skills, hacker now has 4 more buttholes, and 2 on his head.
Part 6 - Osama's death...
Niggas thought he dead from that fake-ass video with soft music ew, anyways fags osama thought he had a heart attack but he apparently only had gases, osama went to SAST To he his balls surgically implanted , cuz he lost em, osama went to a vacation to visit Libya, but only caused a rebellion dere mayn, gaddafi kicked him to malta, were he had sex with maltesers like a bau5, after dat, he came bak to LS and rape some italians fo' fun, he hired niggas and tacos and amorelli the fag but he died na'mean ? he can't shoot fo' shit.
Part 7 - Osama ze' O.G.
